crommunism

The way of that 'crom' fans support the club 'Adelaide crom'. Crommunists believe their 'supported club' is the best in the AFL. They persist to believe that they are the best in the SANFL as well even though they have no history, est '2014'
go crom

Aidan: Oh look crom is better than Port
Jak: I'm sorry, go support crommunism somewhere else

by crommunism October 29, 2020

Cummunism

Public ownership of the means of baby production

Person A: So what even is cummunism? Is that some form of communism?
Person B: No, better, because under cummunism the workers would seize the means of reproduction

by -Doops- May 31, 2021

twitter communist

Mainly white people who have never experienced living under communism, who read the basic definition of communism once and now see Stalin and Castro as their heroes. Also enjoy belittling others.

I hate twitter communists, they have no idea what kind of terror communism has caused.

Twitter communists are so out of touch with reality.

by DominoStyle March 12, 2017

communist supermarket

A poorly-stocked supermarket with large amounts of empty shelf space.

This supermarket has so many empty shelves that I'd swear it was a communist supermarket

by adirudi October 18, 2009

internet communist

A person who read the first paragraph on communism in Wikipedia and thought it sounded really cool. Usually middle-class, teenaged, high in acne, listens to soviet march music on YouTube and then goes down into the comment section to type "Workers of the world, unite!". Doesn't actually really know anything about communism.

Oh god, it's another internet communist.

by A Dickey? September 27, 2017

Chinese Communist Party

The Ultimate form of all Gangs, Mafias or other organized crime entity. Avoid at all cost.

1.The Chinese Communist Party robbed all my freedoms and sell them back to me.

2.There are usually very few gang activities in areas controled by CCP.

3.Mao is a creation of CCP, not vice-versa.

by Peevee May 16, 2006

Communist Manipesto

The punchline to every joke.

What does Karl Marx eat on his spaghetti?
Communist Manipesto.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Communist Manipesto.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar...
Communist Manipesto.

by BDCanuck March 8, 2009