columbian unicorn

The act of doing a line of coke off a rock hard boner. Female or male, whoever keeps you rock hard like a unicorn.

Hey Pat, you'll never guess who finished off my kilo doing a columbian unicorn. Your Mom.

by OTPHJ1 March 11, 2014

Fifth Columnist

A fifth column is a group of people who clandestinely undermine a larger group such as a nation from within. A fifth column can be a group of secret sympathizers of an enemy that are involved in sabotage within military defense lines, or a country's borders. A key tactic of the fifth column is the secret introduction of supporters into the whole fabric of the entity under attack.

Bobby: Not ironically, Fifth Columnist rhymes with Filthy communist.
Joe: You got me there, Bobby, I have no idea.
Bobby: Yeah, right.

by Chaotic_Neutral October 20, 2012

west columbia high school

Wanna be ghetto rednecks

West columbia high school is full of wanna be Ghetto rednecks

by Chs anonymous December 5, 2016

Clumbsy Stranger

Master Bating with the Non-Dominant hand

Go give yourself a clumbsy stranger

by T-Bart January 6, 2009

Columbia Secondary School

A school filled with fucking idiots lmfao. It’s ‘afFiLliAtED wiTh CoLuMBiA uNiVErSITY’ so u would think its a smart school huh? Nope. Also professor martin is a bitch and a bully n that’s the tea ☕️ Bye y’all -f

-Columbia Secondary School is such a prestigious school!!

-lmfao nope last week the top floor was set on fire cuz some kid dropped a joint in the trash can

(True Story man)

by shrekkynyc November 7, 2018

clum bum

An abbreviated set of words to describe a clumsy bum.

Guy 1: Tiffany always stubs her toe on things when she walks around the house.
Guy 2: I know right, she's such a clum bum.

by redrobinyum562 August 13, 2017

british columbia

Only province in Canada that Americans find worthwhile to visit. Only province in Canada where it takes 30 minutes to get from the beaches to the snow capped mountains. Makes Americans wonder what the other Canadians are doing out in Alberta and Ontario. Locals like to show off by windsurfing and snowboarding in the same day, just because they can.

"God lives in British Columbia" -Denny Crane

American businessperson: "Let's go up to British Columbia and buy a condo now before their prices jump another 25%."

by bill_y September 4, 2006