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Colonels-post

The act of receiving oral sex while actively playing one of the critically acclaimed Call Of Duty franchise games. (preferably Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare; Call of Duty:World At War)
Lindsay really delivered the Colonels-post last night, she sucked me through like 3 Team Deathmatch's and 6 Sabotages and then I finally blew when I reached rank 55!
by georgekounnaslivesinbrookhaven February 2, 2009
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Colonel Fire

The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.
Zach: Fire!!!

Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!

Zach: Can't, he's in the office.

Matt: FML!
by Mayo Sanchez October 8, 2009
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Colonel Dijon

A proud, well dressed member of an elite French military unit, who favors fine wine over bullets, and sit down dinners over skirmishes.
The troops of Colonel Dijon, dressed to the nines, enjoyed a magnificent meal, while the horsemen of General Kazoo slept in the rain, gnawing at melvins which grew on the river bank.
by chasethedoor January 22, 2014
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colonel pubice

The strong upstanding pube left in the urinal in the gents.
"Ef me colonel pubice is on patrol again"

after leaving the toilet
by Gyp n Jop October 28, 2017
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Colonel Lingus

N. A man who hides and constructs his work down in a bush or low brush. His work is tedious and usually unsanitary by means of odor. He lifts his head every so often to look for a satisfactory facial expression from his client and or onlookers.
Shhh, Colonel Lingus is deep in his work!
by L. Gooney January 18, 2006
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colonel

A natural leader of men. Women want him and men want to be him. He drives a tank with three wind shield wipers. He commands an army of troops and often takes them on field trips for r. and r. He receives many perks from the civilian population such as a third free entree from applebees when he purchases the 2 for $20 meal deal. He is currently training troops in Orlando Florida.
random guy- Who is that guy wearing a vest and signing his autograph on women's breasts.

random guys buddy - Dude, thats the Colonel, he is the man. Look right there, that's his tank.
by people's champ01 September 30, 2011
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internal colonel

An army colonel who has strong desires for his young male cadets who satifys his urges with night time bum raids.
That bloke is a real INTERNAL COLONEL!
by castrated weasel November 12, 2008
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