Colombian

One of the most kind and hospitable people in the whole world. It's a country with great variety, so a Colombian can be the stereotypical swarthy latino (mestizo), black, white, mulatto, sambo, a native, an european... well, anything. Not everyone looks like Juan Valdez, moreover, it's very hard to find this kind of people settle in the large cities (It's like thinking that every American is a Redneck. Even less are drg consumers, almost everything, from emeralds to cocaine, is given to someone else, so there are not nearly as much stoneheads as you would think.

Juan Pablo Montoya is Colombian (tough he is a bastard xD)
Shakira is (almost, but not quite) colombian.
Carlos Valderrama is Colombian, as is Sofia Vergara, Juan Pablo Angel, and many other people I can't remember.

by colombia rulez January 4, 2008

Colombian Ass Fuck

Like a Russian Titty Fuck but with the girls butt cheeks and while downing a bottle of Aguardiente

I gave her a Colombian ass fuck

by Coco1988 August 26, 2012

Colombian Bow-Tie

When someone cuts your throat open and pulls your tongue out through the hole.

Dude did you hear what happened to Igor?
No what happened?
He tried to steal drugs from the Colombians and they gave him a Colombian bow-tie!

by Peter pumpkineater August 15, 2008

Colombian

Colombian - people from the country of Colombia in South America who usually have extremely beautiful physical features: Known for its beautiful women with blue, green, hazel eyes and brunette hair, and the men with good height and light colored eyes, dark hair. The north of Colombia by Cartagena tends to have darker african mixed people the central and south of colombia usually have the more caucasian light skinned hispanics. Overall colombians are exotic, sexy, and beautiful.

Shakira is one good looking colombian

Taliana Vargas, Miss Colombia was hot

by colombianonononono March 30, 2009

Colombian Drano

The first coffee of the morning, which compels you to go and empty your bowels.

Liam was horrendously constipated, and late for work. He needed a good cup of colombian drano.

by Deathglooms May 14, 2014

Colombian Body Shot

A body shot with a more latin sexual twist...

Lick salt off her inner thigh, shoot tequila out of her navel, blow a line off of her tits, and suck a lime out of her mouth

She gets so wet as I work my way up her body while doing a Colombian body shot....I get to do tequila & blow. Win win all around

by Jholmes54 February 19, 2015

Colombian Salad Dressing

When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.

dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!

by Colombian Ranger May 25, 2016