Swag Collector

A person that has devoted their life to accumulating large amounts of swag. They do this in hopes that people will like having them around if they have swag, but little do they know that this hobby actually makes them less enjoyable to be around than if they had not collected any swag in the first place. Swag is said to have originally stood for "Secretly We Are Gay", and this would explain why Swag Collectors walk funny(Due to the ass fucking they just received). Swag Collectors can usually be seen wearing sideways hats(with the bill perfectly strait and the sticker still on it), and flashy clothing. The flashy clothing is thought to be a way of attracting mates, much in the way a peacock has bright feathers, with the exception that Swag Collectors are attempting to attract same-sex mates.

Thrillz Millz: "Hey, I'm a Swag Collector"

Perez Hilton: "Yay! Wanna fuck?!"

Thrillz Millz: "Yup!"

by non-SwagCollector December 17, 2012

Tim Burton Collective

A website dedicated to filmmaker Tim Burton. Contains one of the strangest message boards ever.

The denizens of the Tim Burton Collective MSG board are an eccentric bunch.

by Jules Carrozza April 8, 2004

the collector

The Killer in the 2009 horror movie the collector and it's sequel the collection 2012, He's a man who wears all black armed with knifes and wears a creepy mask and has very strange eyes, he goes into houses,buildings etc and rigs the place up with saw style traps, he's called the collector because he takes one victim ( alive) from every place he hits, he like to torture people and make sculptures from human body parts and bones. He also has a obsession with bugs and spiders.

The Collector is a horror film, Imagine home alone combined with saw.

by The Mask maker December 21, 2013

Ohio Gay Fart Collector

When a grown man invades someone’s home just to put a person’s flatulence into a jar

That weirdo! He’s nothing but an Ohio Gay Fart Collector

by Mike ox lone 6969 February 28, 2023

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by stereotypicallama April 3, 2023

Casual Collective

A gaming site which was awesome until the developers left for Facebook riches.

Guy 1: Dude have you been on the Casual Collective lately?
Guy 2: No man that site died years ago.

by Fellow CCer June 14, 2011

cat collector

A single person that attempts to fill the loneliness in their life with cats.

Jenny couldn't find a husband so she went to the Human Society and became a cat collector.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003