Coldplay

1. A band that writes easily accessible music that happens to be entirely void of meaningful substance.

2. Adult contemporary emo

3. Shit on a stick

Hi! My name is Chris Martin from the rock and roll band Coldplay. All I want to do is be like Thom Yorke, save the world, and name my kids after fruit!! OMG <333

by likeyehokwhatev June 1, 2007

Coldplay

Noise that people call music and every song sounds the same.

Just a way for people to be cool

The sound of styrofoam rubbing together is Coldplay.

or

Eww, you like Coldplay? You must hate life!

by Micheal Ricard III February 19, 2009

Coldplay

Possibly the lamest band in existence. Their entire catalogue is nearly a carbon copy of a short phase Radiohead went through before moving onto other things like people with actual artistic talent tend to do. Coldplay's lyrics are horridly generic, and their lead singer (Chris Martin) likes to wallow in his own sadness and deliver all his lines as if he's about to start crying at any second like a giant doucher.

Coldplay fans often claim to like the band on the grounds that their lyrics are really provocative and profound. It is best to avoid all interaction with these people, as their semi-retardation has been proven to be contagious. They can be identified by the shit stains around their eyes, nose, and mouth due to them habitually burying their heads in their own, and each other's, anuses

Coldplay fan: Dude WTF!? I passed off these Coldplay lyrics as my own work for this poetry assignment in English, didn't get caught, and STILL got a D!! Plus now the short bus shows up at my house every day before school to pick me up! FML!
Person with any musical knowledge whatsoever: Just stay at least 10 feet away from me dude.

12-year-old girl: Hey Chris Martin, thanks for coming over to have sex with me.
Chris Martin: Are you kidding? I like men. I just need your diary to write 12 new songs for the next Coldplay album.

by GrandmaTakeMeHome June 4, 2011

Coldplay

A very talented band who make amazing music.

I'm going to listen to 'Parachutes' by Coldplay because they are a very talanted band who make amazing music!

by Graeme Cairns November 25, 2003

Coldplay Core

A band that tries to emulate Coldplay's large and expansive sound.

Billy: "Did you hear the new _____ CD?"
Tommy" "Yeah, those guys are so Coldplay Core."

by Aaron Goodyear October 11, 2005

Feeling Coldplay

Feeling depressed, down, sad, buggered, for a variety of reasons. Called as such as it the emotion is said to reflect coldplays music.

-Dude, eddie's feeling coldplay
-I know, his parents died and his brother raped then murdered his gf before turning the gun on himself
-Poor sod

by Barclay teh great February 23, 2009

coldplay

From the 40-Year Old Virgin: You know how I know you're gay? Because you listen to Coldplay.

Seriously, these guys suck.

Coldplay sucks more than $2 whore.

by Wes 2K April 17, 2006