more serial than cocoa puffs

when something is so serious its seriousness is compared to a delicious chocolatey cereal, which is by itself already pretty DAMN serious.

"I just stole money from my sister."
"Dude...are you serious?"
"More serial than cocoa puffs, BIZNATCH."

by whenwasthelasttimeyouateadog? April 24, 2009

A few froot loops out of a cocoa puffs box

Crazy.

Person 1: hey man, that guy is crazy!

Person 2: haha yeah, he looks like he's a few froot loops out of a cocoa puffs box!

by trigramthunder July 10, 2019

dropping cocoa puffs

When you shit 30 tiny pebbles the size of Cocoa Puffs

I’m feeling constipated but all I’m doing is dropping Cocoa Puffs.

by February 12, 2021

Cocoa Puff

When you place cocaine on your partner’s sphincter, and then you put your nostril up to said sphincter; and your partner farts the puff of cocaine up your nostril.

After we scored the blow, she asked if I wanted a cocoa puff?

by Allen Bruce January 16, 2021

Cocoa puffs

When one smokes marijuana with their asshole.

The frat boys at Georgia Tech always participate in Cocoa Puffs during rush. Think I’ll go to Louisiana Tech instead.

by Your future step dad October 24, 2020

Cocoa puffs

The act of “inhaling” marijuana through the anus.

The frat boys at Georgia Tech always do Cocoa Puffs during rush. Fucking queers.

by Your future step dad October 24, 2020

cuckoo for cocoa puffs

When a person gets triggered by something into losing all self control and exhibits irrational behavior in front of others.

Stacey saw Kiley give Austin a smooch and went cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

by TheToesKnows October 01, 2023