cocktop

The origin of this word is derived from "laptop". An unassuming word that gained popularity through numerous web based porn sites, FB chat and other mindless sites that promote hard don behind a keyboard and a deviant imagination. Can cause complete annihilation of a laptop due to unexpected meatpole bursts that can thrust the users’ laptop inexplicably across the room.

“was online last night and that cumdumpster caused spontaneous "cocktop", blew Grannys’ piehole up like a queer in boystown”

by proguide December 1, 2009

Cockophile

noun (Cok - ah - fy-il)

A person, of either sex, that has a deep confounding obsession with the male genitals. This could be seen through sexual acts, constant personal fondling, grabbing strangers through the pants, artistically through any form, etc...

The woman stumbled through the crowded subway, extending his reach to each passing man, like a cockophile. She was later charged and arrested for her invasiveness of privacy

by MichioPoser September 13, 2011

cockopolis

A scene in which the majority of the people around are of the male persuasion. A situation not suited well for a straight male to get laid.

Hey, let's go to the bar down the street.
- Nah, that place is nothing but a cockopolis!

by Blitzkragen January 22, 2015

Cockopocolypse

The cockopocolypse is when your dick is so big. It causes havoc in all vaginas it encounters

Bro I just fucking destroyed this bitch. It was a cockopocolypse

by LVAssassain May 1, 2015

Cockhopper

(Slang) a slut

I broke up with cause I found out she's a cockhopper

by Nicoxman8 May 23, 2015

Cockpot

The male version of a cuntpunt. Basically means to punch or kick a male in the genital area.

I'm gunna cockpot you.

by Bebeboo March 29, 2017

COCKPOCK

The start of a f’d up day

He said “ another Cockpock” day as he stepped on a fresh dog turd while walking to get the paper

She said: This is total cockpock that my heat went out last night and my car won’t start this morning!’

by solstadwest September 21, 2018