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master cocksmith 

One who believes he's great with the penis. A master of sorts.
Look at Dan over there. He thinks he's a real Master Cocksmith.
master cocksmith by Thisisbullshit! December 19, 2013

Master Cocksmith 

A man at the top of his guild. Trained and a highly skilled purveyor of the artistry of the cock and its many uses..
I rooted a young man the other day and initially thought he was a master tool. However when i found out he was a Master Cocksmith i let him go to town and display his full range of artistry with my vagina and his cock..
Master Cocksmith by Hammo1976 November 24, 2017

Creepy Cocksmith 

One who can work his cock with great success while maintaining a creepy persona and personality. Always being creepy but girls cant seem to get enough of his cock.
Logan- clint is in every picture on facebook creeping.
Tanner- yea i know but i heard he fucked three girls that night
Logan- what a creepy cocksmith
Creepy Cocksmith by the cocksmith69 November 23, 2009

The Manchester Sir Cocksmith 

The impossible act of having sex while being british.
Good ol Dave tried The Manchester Sir Cocksmith with his wife. jolly good. what a shame.

cocksmile 

watch out, theres a big cocksmile in my backyard
cocksmile by Long Don September 22, 2012

Cockshit Zombie

When your taking a shit and you accidentally get some of it on the head of your dick while simaltaneously getting a big veiny erection
Jimmy got a cockshit zombie while straining too hard making a number 2