clergyniverous

(adj.) describes a church or a regional jurisdiction (diocese, etc.) that beats pastors down until they are destroyed, as if it eats them.

That parish has had 15 pastors in 60 years, and a bunch of them have left the ministry. Now that's what I call clergyniverous...

by Anonymous Pastor April 23, 2023

Clergy

The name of what is spit out after somebody cums in your throat

I came in her throat and she spit a clergy on my lap

by Ooper_doopers August 23, 2024

Clergy Man

A man who is like a priest or child of god.

Mary Beth: Lil' timmy #73 Go tell the Clergy Man your sins.
Lil' Timmy #73: okay momma.

by Mary Beth and Bobby boys #55th January 27, 2025

Doggy Cloggy

First order your dog an indian curry and it must be take away, then as it is eating super glue its asshole shut. Wait exactly 1 day then open it back up using a drill or super glue remover. Then take your dog outside and collect its runny shit with the take away box that the curry came in. Then you can put some turmeric or cumin in the shit to make it smell like curry. Then proceed to give the box to a homeless person and make it look like an act of kindness.

wife: "Honey theres another homeless guy outside again"
husband: " ok, ill give him the good ol' doggy cloggy"

by eatsleepnut May 7, 2017

Soggy Cloggy

When a women is sexual entered by multiple men, in every one of her outer hole (ears, nose, mouth, eyes, vagina, butt hole, etc.). The men finish in each of the women's holes simultaneously, thus leaving the women soggy and clogged full of their ejaculate, thus making them soggy and clogged.

I met these 5 guys at a bar last night and they brought me back to their house and I got my first ever soggy cloggy!

by soggy cloggy haver August 23, 2022