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Chunky Monkey Bunkie 

a physically large, but not obese woman, that is generally under 30, is sufficiently hot enough to be doable more than once, has a great, fun, personality, and with whom you would not be embarrassed to be seen in public.
Two friends in a bar observe an attractive woman who is a 30 pounds over weight but carries it well on her 5'9" frame. She is vivacious, smiling and laughing in a most appealing way with her friends.

"Yeah she's a little big, but she is very cute and has a great rack! She' definitely Chunky Monkey Bunkie material, I'm going to go chat her up!"
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chunky monkey junkie

A person sexually-addicted to overweight African Americans, typically overweight white women who cannot get a white man.
Man, you'll never get her - she's a chunky monkey junkie!
chunky monkey junkie by RNPS June 5, 2007

chunky monkey rowe goob

it is short for a person who is fat and is proud of it
he is a chunky monkey rowe goob

Chunky Monkey Wobble Slob 

When some one is a large person and they are also an imbecile.
"What's 9+20" asked Jimmy "27" replied Jumbo "You're a chunky monkey wobble slob. It's 29" stated Jimmy

national chunky monkey day 

March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada
Hey what day is it

It is national chunky monkey day

hairy hamish the chunky monkey 

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs
Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

hunky chunky bitchy monkey 

this means you are hunky chunky super duper bitchy and your annoying like a monkey.
brittany is a hunky chunky bitchy monkey,