CHILDEATER

a very sane friend (im at gunpoint) please get me out I am on his computer he is gonna eat me

ME: I am CHILDEATER and I will eat you
the guy who tried to post this on my computer: please noooooo!
ME: eats him and goes back into my hole

by CHILDLICKER December 15, 2023

Chillatives

Chillative (noun, plural: Chillatives) is a neologism formed by blending the words "chill" and "relative". It refers to a person with whom one shares a strong emotional bond similar to family, but formed purely through shared vibe, understanding, and comfort — not blood or obligation.

Derived from:

Chill (slang): to relax, to feel at ease, or someone with a calm personality

Relative: a family member by blood, law, or marriage

Chillative redefines this concept by replacing blood ties with emotional resonance, shared experiences, and mutual comfort.

Definition:

Chillative (plural: Chillatives)

noun
1. A person who feels like family, not because they have to, but because they want to.
2. A chosen companion who radiates chill energy and understands your vibe without explanation.
3. An emotionally safe person you can laugh, vent, cry, or be chaotic with — without judgment.

“She’s not my cousin or anything. She’s my Chillative.”
“We just clicked instantly — total Chillative energy.”
“I’d rather hang out with my Chillatives than my actual relatives this weekend.”

by Chillatives July 15, 2025

XxX_ChildEater_XxX

run, stop looking at this and run

XxX_ChildEater_XxX is in your walls, run

by Joe Ligmaballer May 5, 2022