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Chicken Math

The phenomena that stems from the addictive nature of raising chickens. This specific type of poultry math means that a keeper of chickens will perpetually add to the flock and always end up with more chickens than expected, even when taking into account chicken math.

Example: If a backyard chicken flock starts with four chickens just for the purpose of laying eggs, then a couple of colorful egg layers will be added, along with a couple of ornamental breeds. Once the pre-order for some of the most coveted chicks begins, a few bantam breeds will be added to the flock, the coop will be expanded and therefore there is room for a couple more. The chicken math total at that point is about six chickens.
I thought I was going to stop at six chickens, but I ordered six more, and I expanded my coop, because Chicken Math tells me I will end up with a couple dozen. (or 50.)
by boksville August 29, 2018
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Blue Chicken Gambit

An illegal Warzone Chess move popularized by Youtube chess personality Chessnetwork (Jerry). It occurs when you don't have a queenside rook in Thunderhorse and you try to castle on the queenside. The king moves to the appropriate square but the rook fails to move, causing the opponent to be stuck in Chesscube purgatory.
When all hope is lost, and checkmate is inevitable, the Blue Chicken Gambit can always be relied on.
by Diorio July 26, 2014
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Mountain Chicken

The weirdest fucking name for a frog I’ve ever heard of, look it up if you don’t believe me
Oh, hey, Jimmy! I saw a mountain chicken the other day!

Jimmy: Oh, that fucking frog?
by Sypherlid1 February 3, 2018
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chicken nuggets noodle soup

Just add chicken nuggets to noodles and pour some water on top.
Is that chicken nuggets noodle soup?

That must be, it looks too good
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chicken tendous

CHICKEN.TENDOUS.
ARE.BEAUTIFUL
have you heard of chicken tendous?
yea they belong to ushijima tho
yea bro...sad
by Hinata..boke910 June 17, 2020
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Cancel chicken

When you’ve booked non-refundable travel and you risk losing the value of a trip you can’t take by waiting to see if the provider will cancel the trip and give you a refund in lieu of taking a voucher
During the coronavirus outbreak, I played cancel chicken with Delta and got my money back.
by Funnytallguy March 29, 2020
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Chickens come home to roost

This expression is similar to "what goes around, comes around" and basically means that the consequences of one's evil actions catch up in a negative way. The idea that a wrongful curse comes back to the one who curses as a "bird returns to its nest" dates back to the days of antiquity. However, it wasn't until the 19th Century that Robert Southey wrote that "curses are like a young chicken: they always come home to roost." Since then, the idea of evil men creating returns to their own door has been encapsulated in this expression.
Dude, you keep dealing drugs and you're going to get caught. When the chickens come home to roost, they will take your car, your house, and all your money!
by morpheus30 December 17, 2014
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