checkout time

refering to the time you die.

it's been a long haul and i'm about ready for checkout time.

by pussy bee December 24, 2021

Checkout Stick

A stick used to strike vicious, unleashed dogs when they approach you on the beach.

“See this checkout stick? I’m going to use it to check your dog out of this world if you don’t put it back on the leash. Yuppy.”

by Lord Hobo December 30, 2021

ChenZouxao

Chinese dude that knows a bit of English, Loves video games, Likes punching walls and is a good person in general. May be annoying at times but the guy knows what he’s doing. He’s a good person to be around and would do anything for his friends. He is sensitive but not too much and has feelings but can’t express them .

Can be a ChenZouxao sometimes

by Loyal_gal May 14, 2022

chinky chenko

A combination of both male and female, making a person of both genders

Person 1:"Damn dude, did you see that chinky chenko across the street?" Person 2: "Yeah man, I'd tap that"

by Guac amole March 15, 2017

Oka Chenko

A way of saying good morning (especially to a close friend/family) from people who are in separate parts of the world (different timezones), you specifically use this phrase to send other person good vibes that will prevent them from getting injured, dehydrated, hungry, lost and defenestrated. In hot places, oka chenko is said to increase the chances of thunderstorms and in cold places, it will increase the chances of a bright day.

Oka Chenko Amy, hope you don't lost on the way to work today.

by chikoojam June 7, 2022

Self-Checkout Theft

I have (on 2 separate occasions) ALMOST committed...

Hym "Self-Checkout Theft... I was high both times... And I have ADD... And I rang-up all of my items... And got distracted by a thought (probably about THIS or something peripherally associated to THIS)... And then I just grabbed them and walked away... And BOTH TIMES... I got to the door and realized that I... Just haven't been paying attention to what my body has been doing for the last 60 seconds and was like 'Oh, shit, wait.. Did I pay for any of this? Oh no! Did anybody see that, shit!' And I know for a fact... That if anybody DID see me... They would think that I was going to steal the shit but I chicken out at the last minute but THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR! If I wanted to steal from a Walmart I would do it with confidence and get away with it BECAUSE I'M A GENIUS!!! But no... I just forgot... I ate some edibles before going to the store... And, you know... Oops."

by Hym Iam March 27, 2024