Cheesehab

Where someone suffering from Advanced Cheez-It Addiction Syndrome goes.

Jerry: What's up with Terry? I haven't seen him in ages.

Dan: You know that lo carb diet he was on...well he relapsed and ate 10 boxes of Cheez-It's. Now he's in Cheesehab.

by LavaLady April 3, 2010

Cheesegender

A person who identifies as a slice, block or stick of cheese

Olivia: Mom, Dad, I have something important to tell you
Mom: What's up Olivia?
Olivia: I'm cheesegender...
Mom:...
Dad:...Get the fuck out of my house

by the kid at the lunch table August 17, 2021

cheeseheaded

The point of inebriation in which your head feels like nothing more or less significant than a block of cheese.

"Dude, my head is cheese."
"I totally know what you mean."
"I'm so cheeseheaded."
"I totally know what you mean."

by Silem March 27, 2008

Creasehead

When a man is acting batty he is known as a creasehead

Ay yo jahn ur a creasehead

by Tmjzl March 18, 2020

Cheesehair2

The best TikTok artist of course!

Have you seen that TIKTOKER cheesehair2? They’re amazing!

by Cheesehair2 September 12, 2021

Cheese Head

The nickname you give your uncircumcised friend who doesn't tend to shower all that well.

Hey man, have you seen Aidan?
You mean Cheese Head? I stopped hanging out with him, I couldn't get that cheese smell out of my nose for weeks!

by faggotycuck June 5, 2019

cheese head

A person that lives in Wisconsin

Look at that ridiculous cheesehead sittin' in the barn!

by Anonymous November 6, 2003