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when you see your nigga daniel using the cream cheese as lube again for his midnight wank sessions again

damn, I am out of lube again, now I just have to become a cheese dick nigga

by cheese dick nigga December 6, 2019

cheese dick

someone who passes on a joint/bowl/pipe/etc.

"Can you believe Consuelo passed on that chronic? What a cheese dick."

by Roger Rabbit 420 April 19, 2008

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by sagelovesyou November 15, 2009

cheese puff dick

A rather small sized penis that accidentally loses hardness, leaving it in a slightly curved, limp state; it's smell lingers in the room long after sexual activities are over.

"Why does your room smell like shit?"

"Because my half queer fuck buddy just left."

"How was it?"

"Not that great, he has a total cheese puff dick."

by I. V. Fuckedurfriendz February 11, 2014

Cheese Grater Dick

Commonly referred to as CGD, "Cheese Grater Dick" is a painful chafing that occurs as an affect of wearing jeans without underwear.

Chris: I didn't have any clean underwear this morning so I had to go commando today.

Eric: Dude, you are going to have a bad case of Cheese Grater Dick tommorrow

by Chrya Lewa September 21, 2009

Dick cheese

The crusty smelly shit on an unwashed dick

His dick smelt like fucking sewer bruhhhh that man had a serious case of Dick Cheese!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

Dick cheese

Stuff in your dick that you get when you don't wash it

If you have it then you may experience permanent virginity

Person 1: ewww he has dick cheese, he's never getting laid

by Codsod January 2, 2019