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cheesle

The byproduct of micro-filed calluses and dead skin that closely resembles canned, grated Italian cheese food mixed with small amounts of grime or mold. Typically, it is discarded as non-biohazard medical waste or fed to pet dust mites.
Cindy: "Mom! Bobby dumped the stuff from your foot grater onto his spaghetti!"

Mom: “Oh Cindy… that’s just my cheesle. Mommy (and Daddy) can always make more, sweetie.”
by MidlandMan August 25, 2008
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cheeselike

Being a cheeseman.
Entering the cheesezone.
Or in otherways being similar to a cheeseman or the original Cheeseman.
Slacker> holy shit, if you improve the amount by which i did, you will be beyond cheeselike
by Demy March 12, 2005
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Cheeselogged

The queasy, heavy feeling one gets after eating too much cheese.
I ate too much queso dip, and now I'm feeling really cheeselogged.
by MMayhap October 9, 2012
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cheesel dick

1. Someone with an abnormaly small penis.

2. When someone has way too much cheese on the taco or penis.

3. when someone puts cheesel's on there penis...
HA that guy has a cheesel dick!!

you have a slite case of the cheesel dick i see....
by moe February 27, 2005
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cheeselord

1. One, who has an extremely small penis, so small that he has to seizor girls.
2. A man who loves cheese
3. A fat nerd who plays lots of runescape
4. Similar to a wade
5. Superturtle is is idol
6. wish he could be Adriann and will
Adrian im so happy im not a cheeselord,
Wade wishes he could be a cheeselord but her to low to be a jeremy
by wadesucksballs April 10, 2008
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CHEESELAND

cHEESE LAND pHILOSIPHY; cHEESE LANDF PEOPLE +jOEH, mOUSE AND cHRIS+ hAVE BEEN WANDERING FOR ...DAYS HOW CHEESE LAND WAS cREATED? tHEY GOT AN ANSWER ONE DAY..FROM THE IMAGINATIOPN OF ONE WEIRD KID, HAHA, IT IS A PLACE THAT WAS CREATED BY HUNGRY HUMANS, CHEESE LAND LASTS ALL OF 5 MINS, 1 IF IT'S A FAT HUMAN, BUT TO CHEESE LAND PEOPLE IT FEELS LIKE CENTURIES, HUMANS DESTROY CHEESE LAND ALL THE TIME, THEY ARE IN-LKEAGUE WITH THE TURKEYS o_o
"We have super chicken powers to make us run real slow and poison people who eat out land! Or if you're in with the turkeys!! <_<"
by We heart hitlers pants! January 16, 2005
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Cheeselessness

a. A distinct lack of cheesyness. Measures in "Eseehc"s it determines how little cheese is in any one place at any one time. Measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3

b. Also a geological period of a global lack of cheese.
a.
Uhhh, Doctor? What's happened to to my McCheeseburger? it's... NOT CHEESY.

Ah, I'm afraid that it seems to be suffering form cheeselessness, about a 6.4 Eseehcs if I'm not going senile.

b. The Age of Cheeslessness
by The Bigger Cheese January 12, 2011
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