Chavscussion

The Jerry Springer style street 'discussions' chavs and bag heads have with one another, normally at about 2am just underneath your fucking window, lasting for about 3 hours and involving massive amounts of personal detail nobody should ever need to know about a neighbour, and bottles.

Aw fuck, the stupid drug fucked oxygen thieves are having a 2am chavscussion about who's kid's who's again, your turn to call in the pigs, man.

by ..WiL May 6, 2007

Chavocracy

A so-called 'Democracy' whereby the unintelligent masses decide who governs a country.

Often convinced to vote for a particular party with buzz words or hot phrases with ease, rather than persuaded with logic.

YOU: "So, the Tories no longer hold the same views towards taxes as they once did, albeit this recession is largely to blame. All the same, it'll be UKIP for me this year. What do you think?"

CHAV 1: "Me? I'm votin' BNP, innit. Dat leader bloke is wellll fit."

CHAV 2: "Innit."

CHAV 3: "Innit."

YOU: "Democracy? More like Chavocracy."

by BattleSnake January 5, 2010

ChavScum

This is a quality site much hated by skanky chavs such as the one above. Mostly hated by everyone apart from themselves chavs are a race that aspire to leave school before they are 16, have kids before 17, be the manager of a chav wear manufacturer - even though they cant read a picture book. This website aims to make everyone aware of these things that nobody wants to see and makes people wise of which peopel are the scum of Britain. (I am not a student or a goth and im not jealous of the 'cool kids' because they're not, theyre just below scrotums and tramps in the popularity chain.

Visit www.chavscum.co.uk and you will see

by Charlie April 2, 2005

ChavScum

A website that explains what a chav is,what they do and what people think of them. Some people dislike this website and say it is rascist and so on, but chavs haven't exactly made a good name for themselves, have they? So is there any point complaining about this site? Chavs, like punks and mods and rockers, will give way to another trend sooner or later, so the best thing to do is just let anti-chav sites do their thing. Overall, a pretty funny site if you want a laugh.

I just went tp ChavScum and they have this really hilarious picture of a chav doing/wearing/saying <<insert appropriate thing here>>. You should check it out!!!

by hungover very badly June 28, 2005

Chavickle

Young Child or possibly Baby, often forced by parents into the ways of the chav (see chav) Mainly in Dress, e.g tracksuits and cheap knockoff jewelry, young children sometimes engage in blind violence towards elders and others along with smoking.

over there on that bench mother chav (age 12) and father chav (age 16) ages may vary smoke weed and reflect on a hard days thieving and generally being nasty, whilst chavickle rolls away unattended in his/her stolen pram

by IRN-BRU boy October 29, 2006

chavinittttt

a word that is used by normal people to insult the homo-inferior sub-species known as chav

also used by especially retarded chavs who think becouse they are more retarded than most that makes them extra speicial

chav-what m888888 bling bling your ma ,mamamamam im a gay

human-chavinittttt

chav-*gets pikey big brother to beat up while he sits in an old fridge box crying becouse no-one likes him

other use:

human-jesus christ thease chavs smell lets avoid them

chav-chavinittttt :D

by louispenndragon May 29, 2008

chavidence

Puerto Rican term for "mind over matter" originated from a puerto rican philosopher/truck driver who belived he can colonize puerto Rico by simply just believing it. Chavidence is one with the ability to change or morph anything with a certain belief or swagger.

Luke, the force is strong in you, soon you will have chavidence.

Dame girls, the chavidence coming from that gentleman over there has completely taken control over my body.

by jpwhite203 December 11, 2016