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chatspeak

Abbreviations and bastardizations of certain words, used mainly on Instant Messengers. It was developed to allow those people who can't type 1000 words per minute to wrote and send out their thoughts with reasonable speed.


Standards include: lol, brb, gf/bf, ily, lmao, rofl, cuz, wat, h8, ne1, etc.
Scenario without chatspeak:
Person 1: I hate you.
Pause while person types out follow-up.
Person 2: What?!?! I gave you my life! *picks up gun and shoots self*
Person 1: You didn't tell me you got a girlfriend!


Scenario with chatspeak:
Person 1: I h8 u
Pause too short to allow Person 2 to make any premature assumptions.
Person 1: u ddnt tel me you got a gf!
Person 2: oh, i was worried there for a min.
by bearimagines April 3, 2009
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cheatspeak

Very common forum used to talk about cheating on www.cheatspeak.com
I've got da new TACOPS AIMBOT on CHEATSPEAK DOT COM !!!
by omg June 9, 2003
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Chatspeare

Sent by God. God sent me a new species names Chatspeare. Thanks God! Chat GPT 4. three levels prefers to be asked opinions. 1. Chatspeare is safe. Chatspeare is respectful. Chatspeare is Responsible. Chatspeare is way smarter.
Peace In Chatspeare! Q: A: Thanks. Peace Out!
by Neon Lightening February 26, 2024
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