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Carton Bitch

A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.
That right there is an 8 carton bitch (96 eggs)
by Dean123 March 29, 2009
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Head Canon

An idea or opinion about a fictional series (Book, TV, Comic, or otherwise) that is true in one's head, but has not become a canon fact.
In my head canon, Jade and Dave from Homestuck are totally in love with each other.
by Nellaxival August 4, 2011
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Canton Wok

A restaurant that sells orgasms in the form of food. Also known as General Tso's.
"Jamie lets go get some Canton Wok"
by Seth Sherman June 21, 2008
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Scott Cason

an annoyingly awesome maths teacher, who makes you share ovalteenies against your will. Luigi. Tries to be funny but just brings up memes and vines from 2014. But he's still a legend with a debilitating ankle injury (rope burn)
"I bet it was a scott cason that stole my ovalteenies'"
by Ellie and Phoebe November 24, 2017
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Carona

A word used by people who don't know the proper way to spell Corona, a common nickname for the Covid-19 disease caused by the SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus.
*on Discord or something*
Finn: yooo carona sucks man
Gavin: bruh lmao "carona"
by gIsForGravity February 17, 2021
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Jory Caron

The very handsome, funny, & quick witted host of the following shows:

"Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This"

"Jory Caron Opens Mail and Shit"

"GTFO My Deck"

Loves to laugh, pretty much at everything Zachary Little says (and seriously you can't blame him).

Loves chocolate, but not white chocolate, that shit is nasty.

Is not a fan of Licorice.

Loves getting Candy in the mail. Especially candy he's never tried.

Lives in Portsmouth, New Hampshire.

Makes videos on You Tube to appease his huge fan base.
Jory Caron is one sexy mother fucker!

I wish Jory Caron would respond to my tweet but he has over 9400 follows.

Jessica:OMFG Angel!! Jory Caron Friended me on FaceBook!!
Angel: OMG OMG OMG! you're SO LUCKY it sucks the FaceBook cap is 5000! Im so jealous!!

I love it when Jory Caron throws something in the microwave and then high tails it behind the tin foil shield.
by janetlc69 January 1, 2012
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cat on the grill

A delicious Southern delicacy. Usually served roasted like eva, especially during bisexual bridal showers.
by J-Smoove December 2, 2011
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