carving knife

In rhyming cockney slang , it means "wife".

Me carving knife's 'aving Jim Skinner( dinner)

by magicianfromriga2 August 7, 2010

butt carving

Butt carving is a time in sex near the pleasure that you start to drive your nails in the butt making a clear mark on the butt later

"you where butt carving me last night"

by ThatOneUser123 September 27, 2017

Carving Pumpkins

Having alternating sex with two girls at the same time, both of which are in the dog.

Bro, if these chics keep this up, I'll be carving pumpkins tonight.

by Scooter D October 12, 2013

pumpkin carving

the process of digging a girl out with a spoon like utensil.

man: how did your night, go?
bro: amazing! i was pumpkin carving the shit of her.
man: no way!
bro: way! smell this spoon

by spank McNasty February 7, 2012

carve a shark

Defecating, dropping a big turd, dropping the kids off at the pool. So named for the tail left above the water, after you've sculpted your brown water-dwelling silent killer.

"Those street tacos are tearing me up, I'm gonna go carve a shark."

by Josh S. S. April 17, 2007

Carve your pumpkin

To accidentally ruin ones coin purse whilst indulging in the shaven equivalent of a 'Back Sack and Crack'.

"Carve your pumpkin"

In hasty preparation for the young nympho zombie girls at this year's Halloween ball, Johnny neglected to notice the dull rusty state of his razor.

Needless to say by the time he had finished, his pumpkin was well and truly carved.

by rarganCCS October 29, 2012

mutton carved as lamb

a mature female recidivist of major cosmetic surgery

from a distance she could be a young sister but up close she's a ghoulish granny, a classic mutton carved as lamb.

by Ned Stoat December 1, 2013