When one homie fucks his woman in a carhartt beanie, another bro inn a carhartt hoodie, one in carhartt jeans, and one in carhartt boots.
John: “Me and the boys formed a carhartt voltron.”
Mary: “Wtf is that?”
Brad: “Don’t fucking tell her dude!”
Mary: “Wtf is that?”
Brad: “Don’t fucking tell her dude!”
by Dungeonmaster420 March 27, 2024
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A specific breed of menace.
Someone who wears Carhartt like it’s a personality trait and uses it as a license to be loud, rude, emotionally unavailable, and mildly intimidating for no reason.
Usually believes being “real” = being an asshole. Think: work boots indoors, zero inside voice, and the vibe of someone who tailgates you in traffic and calls it character building.
Common traits:
Swears they’re “just blunt”
Treats kindness like a scam
Has beef with customer service workers unprovoked
Thinks empathy is soft
Either actually works hard or cosplays blue-collar toughness
A specific breed of menace.
Someone who wears Carhartt like it’s a personality trait and uses it as a license to be loud, rude, emotionally unavailable, and mildly intimidating for no reason.
Usually believes being “real” = being an asshole. Think: work boots indoors, zero inside voice, and the vibe of someone who tailgates you in traffic and calls it character building.
Common traits:
Swears they’re “just blunt”
Treats kindness like a scam
Has beef with customer service workers unprovoked
Thinks empathy is soft
Either actually works hard or cosplays blue-collar toughness
Yeah he showed up in a Carhartt jacket, interrupted everyone, and acted like decency was optional. Total Carhartt asshole.
by Earthsigngaia December 16, 2025
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The fire feature on Free Young Thug by Ken Carson. Also some random Filipino don who has w rizz on Facebook
Person 1: Yo bro put on that new ken carham ollero!
Person 2: Bro what
ken carham ollero himself: facebook
Person 2: Bro what
ken carham ollero himself: facebook
by carham April 1, 2024
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