Captain Hook Junior

Noun. Hebrew. Sexual act. After hours of intense sex in the doggy style position, the man rips off the leg of the female and then shoves a peg leg in to the wound to replace the leg. Then, the male pulls out and ejaculates in her eye and covers it with a patch, screaming WATERFALL!!

Last night Sheila started crying while I was fuckin her from da back. I hate that sensitive shit so I Captain Hook Junior-ed dat ho. BYAAAH!

by Spicy-O August 25, 2008

Captain Hook

When a guy fists a shemale* in the ass, and if he peeks around to the front, her dangling penis will appear as a hook on the end of his hand.

*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.

I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.

by Cap'n Sea Biscuit Crunch July 28, 2009

Captain Hook

A man whose penis has a 90 degree angle

Dude...check out Captain Hook over there...he must be really lonely

by Zack McClure January 29, 2009

Captain Hook

a man, woman, shemale, tranny, or dog with a really curved penis, like Captain Hook's hand

When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.

by the rage March 28, 2015

Captain Hook

When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.

A:"Why's Tilly so mad?"
B:"Mike caught him Captain Hooking, now we all know he's got a lil cock"

by Cool cunt January 2, 2017

Captain hook

A dick that is curved like a hook

Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook

by Carterussell January 6, 2019

Captain Hook

When a niggas dick hooks upward

Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell

by malgal3349 November 18, 2019