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Capital University

A small university in Bexley, Ohio. A fuzzy man resides in the center of campus to be climbed every year on reading night. Campus security is top notch and will help you get out of any Red Rover altercations with the Bexley police.
I would like to attend Capital University. I hear it is a fine educational institution.
by capalum February 24, 2009
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capital cruising

Truck club started in Kentucky unfortunately it’s spreading like herpes it’s full of clapped rust buckets and depression

Rules:
Must have Shitty lights in wheel wells

Must be clapped “essential”
Must be able to retrieve keys through rust holes in floor board

Must be a virgin
Hell yeah bro I just joined capital cruising let’s go leak oil in the Kmart parking lot
by Yup we’re leaking August 10, 2021
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Capital Rape

The act of exploiting the Caps Lock or Shift Key in manners it wasn't ever meant to be used for, such as randomly capitalizing letters, typing in all capitals, adding more symbols or figures than necessary, or not using it at all.
lYk OmG i lUv kYlE hE tHe BeSt EvAr KyLe aN jEnNy 4-EvA!

totally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LYK 2DA I WENT 2 DA MAL WITH KRISTIN MY BST GRL IN DA WRLD WUZ SO FUN!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~looK aT mE, aint iT cuTE wHen i tYpE wItH tHe ShApEs?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

i dont need 2 typ rt im 2 hottt 4 dat shit lol
by Koma April 15, 2005
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Capital Simp

Someone who is subservient to the capitalist class and will defend and serve them at all costs for just the possibility of a crumb of capital.

Synonymous with "bootlicker"
"oh here's Tim comes again to the defense of Disney even though they're refusing to pay 100,000 of their workers, what a capital SIMP"
by Noramonicom April 22, 2020
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Capital Funk

A hip-hop dance group from Washington, DC, winners of 3rd place in the 2005 Culture Shock Bustagroove Dance Competition.

"The purpose of the CAPITAL FUNK is to promote growth, awareness, respect, commitment, and entertainment of the hip hop culture within the George Washington University and the Washington, DC area. CAPITAL FUNK promotes the unity of humankind from all backgrounds through dance and hiphop."
"CFunk is Family."
"I love Capital Funk"
by Joseph Bayot July 16, 2008
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capital account balance

the net purchase of financial assets in a country by foreigners. Put another way, the capital account balance is the net influx of money from overseas investors. It includes net purchases of domestic financial assets by foreigners minus net purchases of foreign financial assets by domestic citizens.

The capital account balance over short periods of time (e.g., a fortnight) is extremely volatile; over a period of a year, however, it usually offsets the current account balance. For example, in all years since 1980, the USA has run a large-to-huge current account deficit, but in most years it has run a capital account surplus that is almost as big as the current account deficit.
The capital account balance often permits a huge trade deficit to persist over several decades without a significant fall in the exchange rate of a nation's currency.
by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009
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capital touch

The act of violating someone's knee or elbow with a slight touch with a hand or a foot in an awkward manner.
by OhPeter103 March 6, 2015
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