Basement Communist

A person of extreme left-winged ideologies who happens to dwell his parent's basement and complain about capitalism on the internet, and how terrible Trump is, without realizing that the internet is the product of capitalism.

"The Basement Communist munched on his gummy bears while he tweeted out #ResistCapitalism on Twitter."

by Figger Naggot July 17, 2017

Keyboard communist

A person who benefits from a capitalist, free market system, but champions communist programs on the internet to stick it to the bourgeoisie. In reality, they would never live in a socialist country or pick up a rifle and cull the dissidents.

You're such a keyboard communist, Todd, while you sip your $7 Starbucks latte in your BMW and tweet from your $1200 iPhone X on your way back from Whole Foods with your au pair. Taxation is theft, bitch!

by ThisIsAO January 14, 2018

christian communist

The logical interpretation of Christian Philosophy. To be a Christian is to be a communist.

“Hey I read the Bible and now I’m a communist!”
“What? Huh I’ve never met a Christian Communist before.”

by Velstadt the Royal Aegis February 19, 2022

Communist Manifesto

Karl Marx's political platform, outlining his beliefs about Communism.

Stalin did not agree with many of the principals in the Communist Manifesto, so he made his own up.

by Me January 14, 2004

Communist-Wealth

The State of Virginia

The Communist-Wealth of Virginia is governed by a pack of lying theives.

by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 7, 2009

Communist-Nazi

Wolfcastle attacked the 'commi-nazis' in one episode of the simpsons

Look, Get the COMI NAZIS

by Tonyknight May 9, 2005

falling to the communists

1. euphemism for menstruation
2. synonym for riding the cotton pony, a visit from Aunt Flow, and checking into the Red Roof Inn.

"I need to buy some more Tampax because I'm falling to the communists this week."

by secret trust October 6, 2003