Callum 

A stubby and chubby type of lad, that is surprisingly quick on his feet. A boisterous and loud man but a good friend. A Callum is quite the intellectual, however lacks the effort to unlock his true potential. Often In Trouble with the law, Callum is family oriented and is characterised as often having a fiery personality. Callum has a scottish origin meaning dove. And is often characterised as having the stereotypical Scottish red hair. You will never forget a Callum, as his confidence leaves a lasting mark on all that meet him.

Hello Callum, nice trim bruv.

Callum by BarmyArmyFC February 9, 2020

Callum 

the most amazing boy on the face of this earth;
his ability to make you laugh and smile is un-humanlike
he is also a very hot looking vampire and a very skilled guitar player.
boyfriend to ashli too :)

god he's such a- such a callum!!!!!
marry me!

Callum by ashlii ambrosiia April 3, 2009

Callum 

Not to be mistaken for calum he is a calm sloth like creature who has odd fetishes I usually nuggets. He masturbates more than the average man. He watches ufc most of the time (usually with a pillow over his lap) and takes 2 showers per week.

Guy:"I see you were over at Callum's house at the weekend?"
Girl:"yeah we were watching the mcgregor Diaz fight. He was very attached to his pillow, when I picked it up afterwards there was a big dent in it."

Callum by Scottish warrior August 31, 2016

Callum 

A white male

Person 1: "Hey Callum you are white"

Callum: "Yep"

Callum by Omegalulnocap September 26, 2020

Callum 

Callum is a STUPID POTATO if you see a Callum you better yell stupid potato otherwise you will have 8 years bad luck.

If you see a Stupid Potato in the wild you have been blessed.

Wow, there's a wild Callum (stupid potato)

Callum by Stupid_Chicken_Nugget June 23, 2019

Callum 

Lovable idiot. Amazing guy that girls seem to magnet towards. Oblivious. Can't tell when someone likes him. Everyone's favourite punching bag. Plays a lot of Star Wars Battlefront. Super gay... or a straight girl... we still haven't decided. His girlfriend loves him very much.

Callum you're addicted the Star Wars!

Callum by Starisapotato September 29, 2019

Callum 

Callum is a small person, who generally hides their feelings for the sake of others. They hate being the center of attention and prefers to hide in the room everday to stay away from social contact. Callum is a very generous person to people who respect them.

Omg he’s such a Callum.

Callum by Gangshitty December 9, 2020