n. A California vacation taken by a lonely older chick, usually from someplace crappy like Rochester, NY, for purposes of getting laid by some guy half her age she met on teh internet.
by goatboy February 19, 2005

The process in which beautiful states with low populations (I.e Washington, Oregon, Nevada, Colorado, New Mexico etc.) get turned into California. This process is caused by an influx of California migrants bringing their idiotic policies to these states, which subsequently over rides the native voters.
Oregon and Washington were the first states to undergo californication, which happened back in the early 1990s.
Someday Idaho and Montana will become victims of californication.
Someday Idaho and Montana will become victims of californication.
by Sir Memelot February 3, 2021

having sex when you are pregnant
or guys: having sex with someone that is pregnant.
and dont listen to any of the other shitty definitions because mine is right. and if you dont beleive me listen to the lyrics of californication by the red hot chile peppers. and if you listen to any of the other definitions that say listen to that song, mine will make the most sense. ( and i dont even know why you are going to go looking at the other definitions because i already restricted you for doing so)
or guys: having sex with someone that is pregnant.
and dont listen to any of the other shitty definitions because mine is right. and if you dont beleive me listen to the lyrics of californication by the red hot chile peppers. and if you listen to any of the other definitions that say listen to that song, mine will make the most sense. ( and i dont even know why you are going to go looking at the other definitions because i already restricted you for doing so)
by jazzy fresh -Emily April 12, 2005

Teenage Pregnancies.
You are a disgrace to the woman race, you example of californication!
Our country is brewing with californication, won't somebody do something!
Our country is brewing with californication, won't somebody do something!
by Zaine April 15, 2005

guy1: hey guys guess what...
guy2: wuzzaht maaan -.- duude..i am so...wasted *-*
guy1: ehhh ima gonna...ehhh wuzzah word...californication?
guy2: where at homie G dawgg g l k p minnow eh?....wasted *-* OOO YEAH UHHH THATS GOOD UHHH
guy1: -.- cali holmes
guy2: wuzzaht maaan -.- duude..i am so...wasted *-*
guy1: ehhh ima gonna...ehhh wuzzah word...californication?
guy2: where at homie G dawgg g l k p minnow eh?....wasted *-* OOO YEAH UHHH THATS GOOD UHHH
guy1: -.- cali holmes
by Sawin October 26, 2006

A Stripper / Porn Star Extrodinair...
Also known as Madame` Veronica When moonlighting as a Dominatrix...
Also known as Madame` Veronica When moonlighting as a Dominatrix...
Fred: Jimmy Buddy you doing okay lately?
Jimmy: Uhh no man I haven't been in a while and I think I need to go See Madame` Veronica again and have her work out my kinks if you know what I mean man...!
Fred: Who's Madame` Veronica...?
Jimmy: You Know Man, Veronica Californication
Jimmy: Uhh no man I haven't been in a while and I think I need to go See Madame` Veronica again and have her work out my kinks if you know what I mean man...!
Fred: Who's Madame` Veronica...?
Jimmy: You Know Man, Veronica Californication
by Veronica Chenney December 10, 2007

- It's the edge of the world and all of western civilization
- born and raised by those who praise control of population, everybody's been here and I don't mean on vacation
- tidal waves couldn't save the world from californication
- pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging
- it's understood that Hollywood sells californication
- born and raised by those who praise control of population, everybody's been here and I don't mean on vacation
- tidal waves couldn't save the world from californication
- pay your surgeon very well to break the spell of aging
- it's understood that Hollywood sells californication
by livelovescenery March 3, 2018
