Carfed

To have come (meaning ejaculated, not arrived) and barfed simultaneously.

Mark was so drunk, he fucked a chick so ugly he carfed himself.

Mark found out he had food poisoning while gettin some head and he carfed all over her face.

by scrumpyzebra April 23, 2010

Caffeine Hell

Being a caffeine addict and not having access to or means to procure caffeine. Usually followed by headaches, irritability, slight weakness, disorientation and possible sensitivity to light/sound.

"I ran out of coffee and I'm broke until the 15th, which is three days from now. I guess I'll be taking a little trip to caffeine hell, but on the third day I will rise again."

by sweet_sagittarius January 20, 2012

caffeinated

To be wired on caffeine. Have a caffeine buzz.

After 3 Mocha Frappachinos from Starbucks, I was so caffeinated that I organized my sock drawer!

by Hackermom November 10, 2005

cuffed jeans

Cuffed jeans are jeans that have the bottom rolled up above the ankle. They have been in the fashion world for many years. In 2019, the LGBTQ+ community has "claimed" cuffed jeans as bisexual. However, no matter what your sexuality is, cuffed jeans can be worn by anyone. Straight, gay, bisexual, it doesn't matter. Cuffed jeans are a universal fashion statement to be shared by all genders and sexualities around the world!

Person 1: Hey, I like your cuffed jeans!
Person 2: Thank you! I think that they're great!
Person 1: Yeah, cuffed jeans are a fashionable item of clothing that anyone can wear!
Person 2: I agree!

by C of the PTC July 5, 2019

Caffer

Often said by racist white South African males towards black South African Males.

Often considered to be one of the most offensive of insults.

Think of it as a more offensive word than calling someone a Nigger.

You fucking caffer.

I will kill that fucking caffer if he puts his black hands on my fucking sister again.

by JohnCarr September 9, 2006

Cuffed Jeans

When the bottom of the jean is rolled up slightly, commonly associated with bisexuality.

I really like the style of cuffed jeans, but sometimes my ankles get cold.

by Moo juice August 19, 2019

Cuffed To A Pole

Cuffed To A Pole means to be in a situation in which someone likes you and forbids you from being with anyone else. Yet they will not date you and/or is dating other people.

Person 1: I heard her say he can't date anyone else. But she was out with another dude yesterday.

Person 2: yeah he's for sure Cuffed To A Pole with that one.

by LilMakMak3000 February 15, 2020