Cyrus

The biggest douche this side of who knows what. Hella emotional, and is definitely still a virgin.

Damn bro, don't be such a Cyrus.

by Grim Gaming November 13, 2019

Cyrus

A red head with an unusually small penis

Woah, you're a cyrus

by Sony Erickson July 5, 2009

Cyrus

Cyrus is a Kreature!!!
He is very bad!!! Very unhappy with my current model!!! 0 out of 10 stars!!!
Found him yesterday covered in potato salad!!!! He is very stinky!!!

Cyrus is stinky

by Notgraceoranything April 16, 2020

Cyrus

A man of higher intellect and skill but a complete & utter dickhead who refers to himself as a "legend" or "god" every time he does something slightly impressive or requires some skill. Also has a huge obsession with Japanese culture and tries to relate to it in any way he can.

Cyrus: IM A GOD DUDE, DID YOU SEE THAT? I'm truly superior.
Daniel: no.

by Larry Gringleheimer von Stew April 8, 2019

cyrus

a guy who is probably going to molest you and looks like a pedo and will speak a lot of bullshit saying his dad is rich

cyrus is a pedo

by cyrus the bullshitter October 14, 2016

Cyrus

People who are named Cyrus are usually retards, I know because I am one. Their humor is so idiotic that it is semi funny. They constantly realize that they're showing more and more psychopathic tendencies each day. That does not stop them from being completely autistic. They will block you on everything if you become a nuisance, no-matter how long they knew you. They do the stupidest shit just for enjoyment.

From yours truly, !fishgang I am not cyrus#9427

Friend of Cyrus: eat a raw potato
Cyrus: *gets a raw potato to make a 'food review' meme out of it*

Cyrus again: I'm bored so I'm gonna go take 6 painkillers at once!
Cyrus again again: I should act like a serial killer and see if people will add me on discord (turns out it's a yes)

by NotCyrus December 15, 2019

Cyrus

The only person in his family with straight hair (probably because he's adopted) also the autistic kid in your gamechat lobby. Usually kicked out of Iran and China cause no Asian countries approve of his little pinky winky.

Most importantly his very fucking annoying.

Cyrus that little bitch.

by Dictionary & Name meanings July 27, 2019