The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012

frosting her cupcakes

To cum on a woman's breasts. Preferably B or C cups.

She didn't want frosting in the oven so I was frosting her cupcakes instead.

by collapsing-a-hole March 20, 2010

Johnny Cupcakes

A guy who dropped out of college started with nothing and now has one of the best online clothing stores and 2 stores in los angeles and boston. Makes cute original shirts for guys, girls and now Kids.

Johnny Cupcakes clothing site:
www.johnnycupcakes.com

by Ally(: October 27, 2008

nipple cupcakes

Term used to describe cupcakes with a cherry (or other round topping) which in fact look like nipples. Founded by KC and Elka of the PlanetCast Podcast. It is sometimes shouted at concerts (i.e. Tegan and Sara) to search for fellow kelkians.

"I want me some nipple cupcakes!"

by Dana C February 17, 2008

frost her cupcakes

cumming on a woman's boobs

Daryl 1: I heard you hooked up with a girl
Daryl 2: Yeah she let me frost her cupcakes

by jkels32 February 18, 2014

baking cupcakes

A euphemism for not getting any sex, and possibly doing another activity (ie: stress baking) to relieve the stress of celibacy.

Cindy: What's up, Jon?
Jon: Just hanging out, baking cupcakes.
Cindy: Oh, I love cupcakes! Save me some!
Jon: That's not what I...oh, never mind. Wanna do it?
Cindy: Not really
Jon: Then I guess I'll keep baking cupcakes.

by failboy September 20, 2009

Nice cupcakes

Old man lingo for "Nice tits"

Those are some nice cupcakes, babe.

by rogeroo January 10, 2012