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Cuntmuff

an offensive phrase use similarly to the phrases "Asshole" "Douche Bag" and "Fucker". It can be applied to many situations. This could also be a reference to the object used to cover up a vagina for some one reason or another.
"That dude just knocked my phone out of my hand, what a cuntmuff!"

"Did you hear about the girl in 211? She had to use a cuntmuff because she was dripping on her floor."
by John Jumnighn January 18, 2017
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cntm

This stands for Canada's Next Top Model, an offshoot of America's Next Top Model, and is a competition in which aspiring models take part in various challenges and photoshoots, to determine who will become the winner and will win prizes such as a modelling contract. Canadian actress and model Tricia Helfer hosted Cycle 1, with Jay Manual (the art director from America's Next Top Model) becoming the host of Cycle 2.
"CNTM has a decidedly higher quality of contestant to that of its American counterpart"
by flyflyplasss March 15, 2008
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Cuntman

A fat ass who doesn't listen to anyone and has to learn the hard way. He drinks for a living starting at 10 a.m. Wears tight shirts to show his boobs, and tight pants to make girls jealous
Shawn: Lets go to the gym

Maaz: Nah man, im gonna drink and be sad, probably punch a hole in the fence

Shawn: Stop being a Cuntman
by LookUp June 19, 2012
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cuntmuffin

A sweet, adorable, yet creepy person. Usually female.
Lenore is such a cute little cuntmuffin!
by maybelle June 19, 2007
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Duckface cuntmuffin

Some one of an extremly sexual nature, that you just wanna throw down and stick your face into (like a cute little ducky or a yummy muffin combined), or can be used as a pet name for a significant other
MAN thats one Duckface cuntmuffin!!!
Mornin my little Duckface Cuntmuffin
by madgreendayfan September 30, 2006
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Cuntmobile

A major bitch; a really mean ass woman; A female who has no regards for others' feelings.
Ya know that, Jeanie is a real Cuntmobile!
by PugLuv~* March 26, 2003
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Cuntmanagement

The act of managing a customer or colleagues expectations by being a total cunt; usually used for informing customers that they are in fact not ‘king’ by being stern with them and treating them like spoiled little children.
An example of Cuntmanagement would be when a customer walks to the front of a queue in a bank and asks to withdraw ten pounds. The teller informs the customer that there is a queue system & that he must wait his turn. When the customer explains that he only needs ten pounds the teller dismisses his request out of hand & orders him to the back of the queue
by Pato Banton Shizzle September 27, 2011
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