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cranberry condom

An early morning discovery of a penis covered in menstrual blood.
"I took home that girl from the bar and fucked her bare-back. The next morning I woke up with a Cranberry Condom"
cranberry condom by Greg Proops April 22, 2008

cranberry season 

1 - Having a period

2 - Menstruation

3 - Vaginal Bleeding
Cranberry season is an inconvenience, especially when it comes more often then usual.

Having a case of the cranberries, she had to resort to Greek.

The all you can eat buffet option was closed for the week when she came down with the case of the cranberries.

cranberry for color

to add cranberry juice to an alcoholic drink, shot, or cocktail, not for the flavor, but only enough to turn it red.
Jeff likes his vodka strong, so he mostly adds cranberry for color.

Cranberry Pancakes 

When having intercourse a mans testicles get squished so badly they become flat and bloody therefor they look like “cranberry pancakes”
“my cranberries are now a pancake”

“last night was wild she made my cranberries turn into a pancake”
cranberry pancakes

cranberry sprite

Sweet nectar of all the blacks across the globe. If you see a nigga drinking this shit you know he gonna beat yo ass. u better watch out cuz.
Hold up cuz that nigga be drinkin cranberry sprite. He gonna beat yo ass nigga, you just wait.
cranberry sprite by Tyrone Laquisha January 30, 2018

Cranberry Goose 

A mixed drink or a shot consisting of Cranberry Juice and Grey Goose Vodka.

see also: delicious
-gota get some of that Cranberry Goose

-i'm already tipsy as fuck... but always room for Cranberry Goose... hahaaa