Crabby Kisses

being slapped with a tranny's penis

I love to give Zen crabby kisses!

Crabby Kisses are the best!!

by Master ZM January 4, 2012

crabby patty

someone u don't like or have the time for

that girl is such a crabby patty

by Caress gilbert March 18, 2003

crabby fatty

A male/female/neutral being who ate too many crabby patties and got obese because of it.

"OMG I turned into a crabby fatty!"

by The dude who died of cancer November 30, 2011

Stackin Crabby Patties

v. to make stacks of money. reference to crabby patties from spongebob. (phrase coined by the Rej3ctz in a song called cat daddy.

I'm making so much money I'm Stackin Crabby Patties.

by brhodes8 January 15, 2011

Crabby McCrab Face

Crabby McCrab Face is a relative of Boaty McBoat Face and Trainy McTrain Face and is generally found sat around not giving an actual fuck.

“Oh look, there’s Crabby McCrab Face, the lazy fucker..”

by Superfledge February 12, 2018

Triple crabby supreme

An event where you invite 3 beautiful young ladies who just so happen to all have Chlamydia for an amazing disease ridden 4 sum.

Dude I had the best triple crabby supreme last night but I think I should get myself checked now.

by Itsma’am January 27, 2019

Crabby Butt Nipper

Crab ass but said in a nicer manner

Girl 1: Man tony your such a crab ass...
Girl 2: don't be so harsh say crabby butt nipper instead so you don't sound like such a bitch
Tony: thanks , I agree that sounds better

by Chasing rainbows January 10, 2015