It's when two or more people try to fight over who's morally superior, In most cases, People who participate in these contests don't actually care much about morals, But just want to look better and feel superior to others, Which completely misses the point of morals.
Person 1: I have saved a dying bird!
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I adopted a sick dog!
Person 3: What are they doing?
Person 4: Having a moral contest.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I adopted a sick dog!
Person 3: What are they doing?
Person 4: Having a moral contest.
by DankLip54 August 5, 2020

by xsnake1 December 28, 2014

A fucktard contest is usually between a bunch of mucho males to prove who will go to the futhest lengths to humiliate themselves usually whilst drunk!
Matt:I'm sorry i didn't mean to spill beer all down your top!
Rachel:You must be the king of the fucktard contest *storms off*
Rachel:You must be the king of the fucktard contest *storms off*
by Beth_pwned_the_rock_show May 25, 2007

A struggle or dispute over the right of individuals, within public spaces, to express their ideas through various forms of communication, such as graffiti, performance art, music, skateboarding, etc. Artists feel their works are appropriate expressions of creation, beauty and art that express anger, frustration, oppression, exclusion and inform others about their subculture. Property owners, police and some others see these forms of expression as being criminal and destructive - or “vandalism.”
After showing the film "Style Wars," Cheryl sent her students out onto campus to find examples of contested expression in the dorms.
by csk greener April 2, 2006

Where a group of guys see who can cum and shoot the furthest and most on a flat surface. The winner normally has bragging rights and it normally takes place in a frat house
by D1NONLYtruth March 20, 2014

by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011

the opposite of a staring contest
by kzli216 February 12, 2012
