Cousin

Someone who always gets on your nevers, in your beeswax and likes to get the fair share in everything.

OR

Someone you can always trust and is not a snitch. Can be hella lit sometimes.

First example: Bro, I was trying to go to this hella lit Halloween party but my dumb ass cousin had to tag along.

Second: He's coming to the party with me Stacey not you he is my cousin.

by Litlikeachristmas tree June 23, 2017

Cousin

Someone who 'nothing happens with' but you share a bed with them and kiss from time to time

Person 1: hey, do you and kenzie go out?

Person 2: nah, he's just my cousin

by Theholyscumxx November 6, 2017

Cousin

My bitch

My cousin fucks me in the asshole because I don't want babies, and I slap his throbbing cock.

by Iloveducks9000 May 26, 2018

cousin

You’re Aunt and Uncle’s kid, cousins are a relationship where you are very close or you are distant. They usually don’t have the same unconditional love as a parents and siblings, but when you are very close, it can be a relationship that is as close as a sibling.

My damn cousin

by Lindee August 24, 2018

Cousin

A person who is odd, not really here and seems off in everything they do. Also seems clueless to our world.

“She’s such a cousin by how she started singing this girl is on fire and said it was by Adele.”

by Dopeassoap September 27, 2018

cousin

your boyfriend

girl 1: "that's my boyfriend over there"
girl 2: "isn't that your cousin"
girl 1:"same thing"

by yeet skeeyer May 17, 2019

cousin

someone who is just a complete asshole

my cousin is an asshole

by _ramenoodles_ June 15, 2019