pussy coupon

A dollar bill

The stripper was greatful and showed me her stuff when I gave her the pussy coupon

by Big Dick 2009 October 27, 2008

Coujons

High quality goujons a step up from your regular everyday goujon - ideal for a social event

Franky - 'Hey are those goujons on your buffet table?'
Ben - 'No, absolutely not, I don't eat that shit, these are coujons of course.'

by boodicas thumb September 13, 2011

Coupon

The word coupon originated from the actions of a one person; Sean Daschko. So intense were the actions of Mr. Daschko's 'Coupon' methods that a definition was created to fit this unusual behavior. To be a 'Coupon', or to use 'Coupon Methods' is to effectively take advantage of your surroundings in order to enhance ones own private needs.

Sean Dashcko went to Subway and used Coupon Methods in order to obtain an irregular amount of Subway Stamps to recieve a free foot-long Subway sandwich.

Billy then replied, "Sean, stop being such a Coupon."

"Yeah man, whats with your Coupon Methods these days?" Brian asked.

by Matthew McLeod July 14, 2004

Couponing

The act of absorbing booze into a q-tip and sticking it in your ass

Ben: "Hey Collin am I couponing correctly"
Collin: "Yeah you got it way up there man"

by Jmnyprc August 27, 2016

Stripper Coupon

Since strippers don't coins as tips a Stripper Coupon is the lowest form of monitory exchange, so in the US a Stripper Coupon is a dollar bill.

I laid down 5 stripper coupons, so the gal could see how thick her tip would be for the show.

by Twitness May 12, 2015

Couponaphobia

The fear of great savings.

Guy one "Hey I have a coupon for 5 dollars off our pizza"
Guy two "Get that shit away from me I want to spend my money bitch, I have couponaphobia"

by JessMH June 15, 2009

Coupon Whore

A woman, or even a man, who have nothing better to do than clip and collect coupons from SEVERAL copies of the same issue of the Sunday newspaper, the internet, magazines, and from other sources. This species of social menace will create and stall long lines of customers at the checkout counter, over petty disputes of even pettier, insignificant amounts of savings in their claims. They are a form of thief, in that they always try to get something for nothing, and almost always at someone else's expense. They rip coupons off of products on shelves and put them with the products they plan to "buy", and even switch sales signs from place to place, in an attempt to con the store out of charging him/her the full/true price of a product. They abuse and exploit store coupons and rewards and greedily horde every issue of a Sunday paper they can, leaving none for anyone else, and always solely for the coupons within. These subhuman weeds also ALWAYS visit their favorite store during times when the past week's sales ad overlaps the beginning of the new week's sales ad, in order to take advantage of both sales' deals. They also hold up lines with multiple transactions when in-store rewards programs allow for such exploitation. They usually carry a three ring binder or baseball card collector's binder full of coupons, complete with color-coded, labeled tabs, usually a few inches thick.

That coupon whore held up my line for over thirty minutes, fishing for her 75 cent off coupon in her three ring binder. After the addition of store and manufacturer coupons, the XBOX 360 console and the new Halo game only cost her sixty-five cents, which she paid for with a personal check. Oh, she also claimed that the other three transactions were for her cousins, mother, and neighbor and that's why she had four different store rewards membership cards... They were all on the same keychain...

by Wizard Toast September 20, 2010