couch potato

Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.
by kjsdfrisue March 09, 2017
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Couch potato

A lazy fucking shit who can’t get off his ass. These creatures don't eat veg or meat, only snax.
Look at this bitch ass fucking lazy ass fucking bitch cunt prick couch potato dude
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couch potato cat

what you wish you were
couch potato cat is the cats meow
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Couch Potatoed

Verb

When a living organism has spent extensive amounts of time on a piece of furniture called a couch (at least 7 hours) then refers back to this experience
I've watched tv till my eyes have started burning & I've eaten so much crappy food today I think I could vomit all while I've couch potatoed.
by CarlG.Willie March 05, 2018
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Couch Potato-ness

The act of sitting on the couch and being in such a state that even theories regarding cosmology and engaging pastimes, such as fencing, lose their appeal in lieu of induced TV coma, abnormal snacking and fantastically long power naps.
by Webes00 July 23, 2010
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