corn race

A traditonal camping game where all participants eat a can of corn and the first person to produce a corn poo wins.

Chuck was devestated when he only took second place in the corn race.

by freshmaker December 17, 2004

Corn

Corn.

Corn.

by Coolie Dude March 25, 2019

corn bread fuck nigga

A "Corn bread fuck nigga" is a way to degrade a man that is simply fucking you.

Yes daddy give me that dick! You corn bread fuck nigga

by Shotgun Swooba December 2, 2020

chin corn

When you’re eating that pussy so deep you come out with corn on your chin from her asshole.

He ate my pussy so deep last night when he finished he was dripping with chin corn.

by Chief Lee October 4, 2021

Corn Farming

Anal sex.

Things got pretty stale during this covid lockdown so she finally gave in and let me do a little corn farming. She’s not walking well.

I need to shower after corn farming.

He was corn farming me last night and really rearranged my lower intestine.

by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020

Coitus Conundrum

When you are in a sistuation with two or more hot girls, and you can not identify the hotter girl or whichone you would sleep with.

Dave: Look at all these hot chicks!

Steve: Which one would you sleep with?

Dave: All of them.

Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.

Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)

by Bagseven May 20, 2010

hipster conundrum

The paradoxical concept that most hipsters now find themselves in - the fact that to be a hipster is to oppose all things mainstream, but now being hipster is mainstream.

Damn, I canz not be hipster anymore, too mainstream! Damm hipster conundrum haz I...

by captain capable November 14, 2012