This is what you get when being one of the best universities isn't enough, you have to be better than Harvard so you stomp on the name of every other school to somehow prove that you're better.
by lakers4win February 19, 2011
Chris Cornell gave us the powerful vocals such as "Say Hello to Heaven," "Jesus Christ Pose," and "Slaves and Bulldozers."
by AJB11 July 17, 2005
A University founded by Ezra Cornell and a member of the Ivy League. Although less prestigious than some of its Ivy League peers, Cornellians still take pride in the beautiful campus and in the fact that they can actually learn almost anything known to man here
Cornell University is a place where you can get an ivy league education in a great variety of subjects
by corneliuscornelius April 19, 2008
Chris Cornell: Lead singer for the bands Soundgarden, Audioslave, and temple of the dog. Incredibly hot, and has amazing greased down hair.
by Steely-cat July 22, 2018
Set on a wooded hilltop overlooking scenic Mount Vernon, Iowa, Cornell College is a private, four-year liberal arts college. "Cornell College... lowering mens standards since 1853"
by warhorse2533 December 09, 2008
Shit kid, he Chris cornelled that, Frank did that 10 years ago but it was a lot cooler when Frank did it.
by Wetnapkin December 30, 2017
The member of the Ivy League that is looked down upon as the "Crappy Ivy" (a rather oxymoronic term in itself as all Ivies are excellent schools) by the other seven members of the Ivy League, because it is the least challenging to get into, is partially a state school, and has the highest suicide rate.
Hey, did you get into Harvard?
No
Yale?
No
Princeton?
No
Columbia?
No
Penn?
No
Brown?
No
Dartmouth?
No
Cornell University?
Yeah
Sorry man, that sucks.
Yeah it does.
No
Yale?
No
Princeton?
No
Columbia?
No
Penn?
No
Brown?
No
Dartmouth?
No
Cornell University?
Yeah
Sorry man, that sucks.
Yeah it does.
by JanusKN September 29, 2005