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A clunge is the hot wet mess between your bitch's legs. It is mostly favoured by the species of cotton-picking, banana-munching, tree branch-swinging, gun-shooting, everything-stealing, no-dad-niggas.
"Damn, my nigga. That's a might fine clunge you've got there!"

"My mummy slapped her clunge on my face last night. That bitch has got some droopy flaps!
Clunge by ;'p,lp June 25, 2019
Clunge: a woman’s vagina.

Not only is it to address the vagina, but Clunge is the combination of a Clam and a Sponge. Other terms to describe the feeling of the puwscee.
Babygirl that clunge is drippin.”
Clunge by Father D re January 18, 2022
The collective noun for a group of Conservative MPs.
"A clunge of Tory MPs resigned from the cabinet today after it emerged that everybody hates them."
Clunge by badgerchap July 13, 2022

clunge-pool 

1. A swimming pool, full of wet clunge.
2. A bucket-like clunge.

Derived from the geographic term 'Plunge Pool', a large hole formed by years of erosion by hard hitting water falling into it.
Man 1: Fucked that girl last night!
Man 2: Oh yeah? Was she tight?
Man 1: Na, she had a clunge-pool!
clunge-pool by august17 November 9, 2010

Clunge Clog 

The act of preventing a woman from achieving her desire of getting with someone by any means necessary, or indeed unnecessary.

The female equivalent of a cock block, if you will.
Person 1: Hey, look Aimee's dancing with that guy, should we move away?

Person 2: Why don't we grind up against him instead? That will surely clunge clog her!
Clunge Clog by gonzo89cb October 17, 2009

Clunge bill 

A clunge bill is the amount of money you spend on your woman.
Damn! My clunge bill is high this month, the cinema, the restaurant and all that lingerie for her.
Clunge bill by Stabs McCoy August 9, 2012