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Beyonce's such a sell out and her music really is complete chod
by Stevie Sparkle August 3, 2022
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Chod

A person the is not as wide as a chode but they r still short and wide. Normally used for someone who is a meat head. Like they are a mini peca.
(Guy 1) damn look at that dude he’s a fucking chod .
(Guy 2) yeah… damn that guy is big but he’s a chod.

(Guy 1) I bet he benches 315

(Guy 2) that nigga is 5’2 though
by Hatefulwhiteman December 11, 2025
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Chod bro

It's India slang for "fuck bro" used when you experience a "bruh" moment
by Creator of chod bro October 24, 2020
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CHOD BIN

a toilet :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:
oh man i need to use the chod bin
by fucked up clive`1 June 18, 2008
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chod bin laden

A particularly viscious battle with a trap where the chod bin resembles a battlefield after having wild squits. This usually happens after a night on the lash or after a particular lethal curry.
Keith: (Returning to his desk from the toilet after a 15 minute absence) That was mental. I have got a proper sweat on after that.
Frank: Whats up? Have you just been for 5km run or something.
Keith: No mate. Just been into Trap 1. Wouldnt bother going in there for around 30 minutes. Its like chod bin laden has been in there. I totally destroyed it!
Frank: You deserve a bravery award for that by the sounds of it. Take the rest of the day off.
Keith: Nice one!
by SGJ & MAK @ 130A May 17, 2011
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chod gobbler

One who gobbles, or devours, chod.
Man, Ed is chod gobbler, he gobbles miles of chod, that's a lot of dick
by snmdbc February 8, 2007
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chod head

A friend and I started calling each other 'Chod-Head' in 1985. It is a derogatory term in general and not too specific (like many minor profanities).We thought we had made it up but many people in our place of work (about 8000 at the time) started using it.
'He's a complete chod-head' meaning dick head or stupid git.
'He's a total chodder' meaning that he can't do anything right.
'You're a raging chod'
However they came later CHOD HEAD was the original statement and came in total exasperation of anything else to say about the man we were describing.
by Paul Grosvenor November 18, 2006
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