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Charleston Chew

When a woman takes a poop, then makes her boyfriend eat it, while fingering his girlfriend.
How was your date last night?
Bad. My girlfriend made me have a charleston chew.
Oh. That sucks.
by Funnyman12 July 20, 2011
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Charleston Tuxedo

A Charleston Tuxedo consists of kacki pants, blue blazer, and bow tie. Typically worn by a member of the Kappa Alpha or Sigma Alpha Epsolon fraternity. Originated at the College of Charleston by the elite of Douchbagerry.
John : I just ordered some take out from King Steet.

Matty: Cool, but you'll have to pick it up, every time I go to King Street I want to kick the shit out of the first dude I see wearing a Charleston Tuxedo.
by skiptracingclub May 17, 2013
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Charleston Lip

One of many gurnjuries a drug taker may recieve after taking amphetamines/narcotics and other drugs. Particularly associated with MDMA and ecstacy, Charleston Lip is where ones lips change colour, swell up or generally change their appearance in response to the drug.

Symptoms may include:
Purple/red/pink lips
Chewed lips
Intense gurning

Synonym for gurning

Named after the infamous Charles Soares
"Charles is chewing his face off again, must be a case of the old Charleston lip"
by Fifi1989 June 20, 2011
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charleston monte carlo

When your deployed to Afghanistan and someone on your team shits in your pillowcase.
Jason just left a Charleston monte carlo in Aaron's room.
by SENDMEHOMEALREADY April 12, 2016
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Charleston Grits

When a man feels like he has diarrhea, he has sex with his girl, blows a load on her chest. Then, he lets out his diarrhea all over her. He then rubs his hand in the concoction, slaps her in the face and yells YEEHAW CHARLESTON GRITS!!!
YEEHAW Tommy said as he gave Lo a taste of his Charleston Grits.

Tasty Lo said! That was delicious!
by Charleston Grits1234 March 11, 2011
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Charleston Steamer

To shit on sex partners face after they have fallen asleep.
Michelle woke up to a charleston steamer from Dale.
by mbjdrj March 13, 2010
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Charleston Chew

Ejaculate in the pooper. Pull it out, push the entrails into an ice cube tray. Chill, crack, and serve.
I can't believe she ate a friggin' Charleston Chew!
by Bosss Hog October 4, 2005
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