Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, verses 9-21

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

As used when using the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch “Read the book of Armaments, chapter 2, verses 9-21”

by The true July 11, 2021

chapstick challenge

Buying one tube of chapstick and committing once it finally runs out.

I would do the chapstick challenge, but i’m afraid i’ll lose it before it runs out.

by whales are beautiful May 8, 2021

secondhand chapstick

whenever you kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend after they just put on chapstick and you get their chapstick on your lips thus moisturizing your lips for the rest of the day.

My boyfriend was wearing so much chapstick that when I kissed him, I got secondhand chapstick. My lips were moisturized the rest of the day.

by bassistforgod07 January 27, 2010

peppermint chapstick

Peppermint and mint chapstick is used to represent the bisexuals.

The lesbians have cherry chapstick and the bisexuals have peppermint chapstick.

by IdkMaybeBi March 23, 2020

Chapter 55

1. The fifty-fifth chapter in a book, the chapter after fifty-four and before fifty-six
2. The chapter in Ignight Me by Taherah Mafi in which Aaron Warner and Juliette Ferrars fuck

A: I just read chapter 55!
B: cool

OR
A: yo let’s do some chapter 55ing
B: that means let’s fuck right?
A: yeah

by Jesus_Choncho April 23, 2019

chaputo

chapete and puto put together for surenos to call them bitch ass wannabe nortenos.

Ey ese this chaputo ran up on me earlier and i beat the shit outa him hahahahaha.

- orale homey, lets go smoke some treez.

by TiTo510 October 27, 2008

chapstick lesbian

A female homosexual whose gender identity is slightly to the femme side of neutral on the femme-butch continuum of gender presentation but whose appearance and preferences stop short of those of a "lipstick lesbian."

"But butch lesbians have had little to no representation on television in the US: Ellen's two "chapstick lesbian" sitcom characters are the closest we've come." (AfterEllen.com)

by meboo February 9, 2004