camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025

Audio Camouflage

When you don't want yourself or someone to hear something, so you cover it up with another sound to drown it out.

This could be if you are playing a tv show or music single in the background to cover up the sounds of "self gratification". Other reasons to use audio camouflage are if you wanted to cover up the sound of a fart, a soda can opening, or if you have a noisy neighbour. This is not to be confused with "white noise". For one, "white noise" is part of a much broader spectrum including "brown noise", "pink noise", etc. Also, the use of things such as "white noise" is mostly to concentrate your mind on one sound to fall asleep.

"You couldn't hear me fapping in my room because I used audio camouflage."

by taint man 3000 November 29, 2021

Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.

We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.

by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023

armpit camouflage

When you use axe/old spice body spray instead of showering.

I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.

by Garak67 May 4, 2016

Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.

Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!

by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022

Camouflage

IDK what it is but I've read that the military uses it a lot

Friend: bro you know what camouflage is?
You: no I've never seen it but the military likes it so it must be good

by brosb4hoes4life September 11, 2020

Caucasian camouflage

When one needs to become white to get by

Juan had to put on his Caucasian camouflage to get through the border.

by Captain skip September 16, 2016