Hoof Her in the Front Butt

To kick a woman's camel toe, in self defense of course

I almost got raped by a grisly trench digger last night so I gave her the old Hoof Her in the Front Butt and skee-daddled out if there.

by Moses Magoo April 17, 2015

front-butt

(Noun) A belly that is so large that it hangs low and has an apparent vertical crease resembling that of a buttocks.

"That guy is so fat he has a front-butt and he looks like a plumber walking backwards"

by Taross January 9, 2007

fuzzy front butt

Euphamism for vagina

Just tickle her clit and you're on your way to her fuzzy front butt

by Digby February 22, 2003

Front Butt Diaper

Maxi-pads

Her front Butt diaper was showing!

by ThatNiggaP March 21, 2020

white pee front butt

White Pee Front Butt comes from a term used by a child to describe incestual molestation.
"Mommy, mommy. Uncle Jerry white pee'd in my front butt"

"lets get together and try a little bit of the white pee front butt?"

by Craig McRae July 7, 2006

front butt

The vagina on a woman!

Better watch out now. Keep fucking with me and ima tear me up some of that front butt

by Heywoodjublome August 12, 2016

front butt

The appearance of butt cheeks on the front of the body created when a fat person tucks their belly into their shorts, and the vertical seam pinches it down the middle. Not to be mistaken for a gunt or fupa.

She quit volleyball, and now she's getting a major case of front butt.

by CoffeeHutch July 3, 2020