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Turt Burgle

The action of taking, or to take someone or a turt(turtle).
Aww man, I was completely turt burgled the other day
Hey man you wanna go turt burgling with me tomorrow.

"I'm here to Burgle your Turts!"
by DeadKnight November 20, 2017
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turd burgling

When one steals someone else's terds without their permission. A lot of the times turd burgulars hide the terds and often place them in a wheel barrell.
The other memember of the tooting twosome enjoys turd burgling from her friends. She steals their poop and hides it.
by Amanda330931 March 3, 2008
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gurgle burgle sho-shurgle

A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."
Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.
by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017
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turd burgling ass monkey

an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.
"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"
by Ksmak July 22, 2006
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Urgle-burgle-durgle-murgle

A way to describe how you feel when someone messes your perfect, and on fleek, hair.
"I felt so... So... URGLE-BURGLE-DURGLE-MURGLE when Sandra pulled out my pony tail!" >:(
by KitCate September 3, 2016
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Urgle Burgle

A word said when you are mad at someone, something, or can't get that stupid nail to go in.
"URGLE BURGLE!", Jack yelled when he hammered his thumb.
by A guy with a fun imagination November 2, 2020
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Burgle

by Yo man November 24, 2014
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