Turt Burgle

The action of taking, or to take someone or a turt(turtle).

Aww man, I was completely turt burgled the other day
Hey man you wanna go turt burgling with me tomorrow.

"I'm here to Burgle your Turts!"

by DeadKnight November 20, 2017

turd burgling

When one steals someone else's terds without their permission. A lot of the times turd burgulars hide the terds and often place them in a wheel barrell.

The other memember of the tooting twosome enjoys turd burgling from her friends. She steals their poop and hides it.

by Amanda330931 March 3, 2008

gurgle burgle sho-shurgle

A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."

Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.

by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017

turd burgling ass monkey

an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.

"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"

by Ksmak July 22, 2006

Urgle-burgle-durgle-murgle

A way to describe how you feel when someone messes your perfect, and on fleek, hair.

"I felt so... So... URGLE-BURGLE-DURGLE-MURGLE when Sandra pulled out my pony tail!" >:(

by KitCate September 3, 2016

Urgle Burgle

A word said when you are mad at someone, something, or can't get that stupid nail to go in.

"URGLE BURGLE!", Jack yelled when he hammered his thumb.

by A guy with a fun imagination November 2, 2020

Burgle

Irish for pizza

Let's go get some beer and burgle

by Yo man November 24, 2014