Burlington High School

Burlington High School is a public 9-12 high school in southern Iowa. It is the only public high school in the area; if you do not consider the Alternative school.

They are the Grayhounds.

The school focuses on athletics seemingly more than academics.

The school has a particularly bad reputation concerning fighting, violnce and partying.

The school has broken a record this school year, on having the most suspension in one day (eighteen). Every suspension was the result of a fight

A person: Hey, did you hear abot that fight over at Burlington High School?
B person: Yeah, man, that's crazy to have a school be so undermanaged.

by studentxxxx December 22, 2008

Burlington Fun Face

Sneeking into a friends house when he isn't home, stripping down the bed and taking a shit on his or her mattress. Then creating a funny face with a sharpie marker using the pile of shit as the nose.

Dude, Brad really made me angry so I gave him the old Burlington Fun Face.

by Cake2 January 12, 2008

Burlington

A town in South Jersey, right by the Delware River that includes wonderous things like a water tower and a horrible punk scene.

Oh, you're from Burlington...yeah, um, I gotta go.

by Dan Kerstetter October 18, 2006

Burlington

Shitting to the brim of the toilet bowl.

I couldn't use a public restroom because someone busted a Burlington.

by Honey Walnut Shrimp March 19, 2009

Burlington Ham

This is the act of shoving your own testicles.into your anus, using all natural honey as lube.

Damn, jack had a few Burlington hams this weekend.

by KimbosBellyButton April 5, 2021

Burlington County NJ

Located in South Jersey, Burlco is the largest county in New Jersey. The towns that run along the river line (aka drug line) are old and full of trashy low lifes (sorry if you live there). There’s easy access to drugs with Trenton to the north and Camden to the south. Moorestown, Mount Laurel, and Marlton range from upper middle class to rich. Beverly, Riverside, Burlington City and Browns Mills are the trashiest of all. Willingboro is a predominantly black middle class town that’s declining because people from Trenton, Newark, and Philly are making it ghetto. Everywhere else is pretty decent. Some decent towns would be Bordentown Twp, Burlington Twp, Delran, Eastampton, Lumberton and etc. There is a ton of farmland as you drive towards the shore which isn’t too far.

Girl: Can you take me home? I live in Burlington County NJ.

Guy from Palmyra: Oh shit me too, I’ll take you home, where in the county do you live?
Girl: Browns Mi—
Guy from Palmyra: Hell nah, you foul for even thinking imma drive all the way out there.
Girl:Damn, you know Burlington County as shit.

by JerseyGuy609 June 17, 2022

burlington junction, missouri

A quaint small town of 477 people. (2020) It consists of the rednecks, white trash and blue collar people. It has a high school (West Nodaway High School) a feed/seed/farm supply store (MFA) a cafe, a bar, a couple grocery stores and a few other businesses. It may be considered a shithole (which it may be) but if you get to know the people there, you would be pleasantly surprised by hospitality you would find there. It is a typical heartland/corn belt small town. În the summer you may be able to watch the annual tractor pull. Despite the poor appearance and the skids smoking meth, this town is better than it appears.

Guy 1: At Burlington Junction, Missouri you can find skids and decent folk!
Guy 2: How the fuck did you get into my house

by Luwelyn.moss May 2, 2023