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Braces

1.you need braces
2. the orthodontist puts tiny bits of rubber between your teeth, after taking molds and scans that are something like the intro level of Halo 1
3. your teeth feel fine when you leave and you start to think that this might not be so bad, tsometime later (usually around dinner, which is something that is really good) your mollars hurt like bitchez, any pressure on them makes you keel over in agony.
4. at this point you finally realize the power of this man, he can hurt you more than you know, when you go back he pulls out the rubber bits and proceeds to ATTACH METAL RINGS TO THE TEETH THAT STILL FUCKING HURT after that trauma is over he moves on to a number of small, shiny things on a paper...
5. the shiny things or "brackets" get attached with glue, then a wire gets attached to the brackets
6. in a month, after more pain, the wire gets replaced with a bigger wire that hurts more.
7. this cycle continues until your teeth are straight, then they get twisted off and you STILL HAVE TO WEAR A FUCKING WIRE THING OVER YOUR TEETH

The only good thing about the entire situation is that most of the assistants to the orthodontist are hot and stupid, when they are doing the bitch work like binding brackets they often rub their boobs on you, mostly your (face) head. they giggle and look all cute and you feel the inevitable boner, and thats why she stabs you in the gums for the next appointment.
Dude 1: hey dude i just got back from the orthodontist
Dude 2: how was that?
Dude 1: not bad, the assistant rubbed her boobs in my face, which was sweet until she had to crank really hard on my Braces and they both bounced and landed on my face, well... lets just say prejac sucks...
Dude 2: wow
by hotdickingsallaround October 25, 2009
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Silver Bracelets

Hey man, do you really wanna end up like that guy wearing the silver bracelets over there?
by Buen Dio May 18, 2010
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Basement Braces

Term commonly used in Detroit toward "bitches" who want to have braces so bad that they get them done in a basement for a much lower price.
Monae: JaNella teeth still ain't straight? She them braces since 9th grade.
Lisha: Girl them Basement Braces
by Somebodyinclassof2016 April 7, 2017
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Bryce hall

Let's start off with Bryce hall he got some smelly balls
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Belt and Braces

The act of wearing two condoms to ensure no accidents occur.

Often when the female is rather promiscuous

Just like wearing a belt and braces to ensure you're trousers don't fall down.
Woman: "Why are you putting two condoms on"

Man: "Belt and Braces my love."
by Adiosboss January 22, 2010
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braces lump

the lump that one gets when wearing braces. it makes the area on your cheeks and mouth swell so you have a lump looking something like a muzzle. they are omnipresent while you have brackets. braces lumps suddenly disappear after braces are removed.
"Wow, you have a weird shaped mouth!"
"No, stupid, its just my braces lumps"
by Beckley August 14, 2009
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Sergio Ramos Brace

A brace usually refers to two goals in a soccer game, but a Sergio Ramos brace is when a player concusses the goalie with a casual elbow to the head and dislocates the shoulder of the star striker in the same game. Named after Sergio Ramos who did this to Karius and Mo Salah in the champion's league final.
It's a close game out there boys and Johnson is one hell of a striker, we need to take him out. Jimmy, dislocate his shoulder

and while you're at it, slip a casual elbow shot to the keeper's head. Jimmy, The Sergio Ramos Brace is your destiny.
by hearthyhandel June 21, 2018
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