Bruno

The personification of ugly: Just some annoying bread head who is as Gay as a three dollar bill and thinks that he's always right.

A: Look at that Bruno over there!
B:you mean that ugly Kid that sucks at Skateboarding?
A:exactly.

by Ficknudel November 22, 2021

Bruno

A person who is arrogant and is in love with his computer so much, that he thinks his computer loves him back!

Dude, stop staring at your computer... you're turning into a Bruno!

by Diety CZ February 3, 2010

Bruno

a Bruno is a dumb voice in your head telling you not to do things

silenzio bruno!

by the tortilla boy July 6, 2021

Bruno

The ultimate pen merchant. If your friend scores 98 % penalties , he can be a bruno as well. Brunos are gays . Brunos never win trophies . Brunos dive and scream "aaaaahahhhhhhhh". Bruno can never be as good as kdbs. Brunos are just penalties. Penchester united will suffer for their sins.

He brunod his buttocks

by Zzinedine098765 May 29, 2021

bruno

someone we do not talk about around here

we dont talk about bruno

by radius97 February 17, 2023

Bruno

That little voice inside your head that says you can't do or achieve anything and tells you to give up.

Luca: I can't do it!
Alberto: Hey- I know your problem! You've got a Bruno™ in your head. You gotta shut him up: say, Silenzio, Bruno!
Luca: ...Silenzio, Bruno.
Alberto: Louder! Silenzio Bruno!
Luca: SILENZIO BRUNO!

by Manaddict bandersnatch July 13, 2021

bruno

In Texas Hold 'Em poker, the 2-card hand of 8-2, not suited.

Almost as bad as the worst hand in THE, 7-2 offsuit, you have to be a Bruno to play this hand.

If suited, it's called the Ultra Bruno.

He was chipdrunk so i went runner-runner all-in with The Bruno to make 8's full of deuces, rivering his pocket aces.

by Hughe Jass January 1, 2009