Shirt Bruiser

Slang for a horny homosexual male - especially one who doesn't wait until the shirt is off before getting down to business.

Kim: "That guy looks cute - I think I'll ask him out for coffee."
Jessica: "You're wasting your time if you want THAT kind of action. He's a shirt bruiser."

by Cool4Katz June 4, 2024

Cruser Bruiser

A large turd that has been frozen and a person sticks back in their asshole for the purpose of getting sexual stimulation and pleasure; e.g. it is used like a dildo

"Dude, quit hogging the Cruser Bruiser! Give me a thrust with that thing!"

by Krispywaffles February 11, 2014

Kujo bruiser

An absolute machine bare knuckle fighter mush who bench presses me braithwate for fun he is also Oliver hare

Kujo bruiser just jumped me, I have 7 broken bones I don’t know how i survived

by -XDDDDD- February 11, 2020

Buffalo Bruiser

Taping your dick and balls together with electric tape and banging and brusing your girl.

Joe decided to give Kandy a Buffalo Bruiser after a rough hockey game.

by Mike1356 October 13, 2010

L Bruiser

Someone who b wakin up wit a swollen eye n hand..

shorty L Bruiser

by #FREEBANDZ August 4, 2022

Bruiser

A man called Bruce that is built different and can mess anyone up that steps in there way. If you mess with a bruiser believe me you will be in for a world of hurt. Bruiser may be tough but he has a soft side when it domes to the ladies he will have your heart pumping making u dizzy with some of the things you can do. You will always need a bruiser in your like he will make you feel so special

Bruiser is an alpha male

by Bruce130404 November 22, 2021

kidney bruiser

This word is also known as "kb" it is when your cock is big enough to "bruise a girls kidneys"

Oh god caleb im kinda sore i think you bruised my kidneys last night in bed. you are a real kidney bruiser

by youknowthat oneperson July 23, 2012